The Seriously, But Not Too Serious, Legal Stuff
Welcome to Bazmarc.com! By browsing, commenting, and hopefully not breaking anything, you’re agreeing to the Terms and Conditions laid out below. Think of this as a handshake, but one where you might get a few giggles along the way.
1. Acceptance of Terms
By using our website, you’re agreeing to these Terms and Conditions. If you don’t agree… well, that’s okay. No hard feelings. Just don’t browse our content. We’ll still think you’re cool, just not in a “we share cookies” way.
2. Content Ownership
You know how your dog’s new chew toy isn’t really yours anymore? Same deal here. Everything you see on Bazmarc.com – articles, pictures, designs, magic spells, is ours. If you want to use it, just ask. We’re reasonable, we swear. But if you steal it, prepare for us to unleash the lawyers… who may or may not be robots.
3. User-Generated Content
Got something to say? (We hope so!) If you leave a comment, upload an image, or write us a song about how much you love us, it becomes part of our digital kingdom. We have the right to use it however we see fit, without turning it into a meme (unless it’s a good meme). We promise we won’t sell your deepest, darkest secrets, though.
4. Privacy Policy
We care about your privacy, even though we also care about cookies (not the edible kind). If you want to know what we do with your data, check out our Privacy Policy for the juicy details. Spoiler alert: no shady stuff. Just some harmless cookies and the occasional creepy robot trying to detect spam.
5. Limitation of Liability
We’re not responsible if something goes awry on this site – broken links, mysterious glitches, or the sudden appearance of a digital gremlin. If your browser decides to start speaking in emojis, we can’t help with that. We’ll do our best to keep things running smoothly, but no promises.
6. External Links
Sometimes we link to other websites. When you click, it’s like going to a neighbor’s house – you might see cool things, but if their Wi-Fi is terrible or their cat is mean, that’s on you, not us. We can’t control what those other websites do. (We would, but there’s only so much power we have.)
7. Changes to Terms
We can update these Terms and Conditions whenever we feel like it. We’ll announce it the old-fashioned way (on the website, not via smoke signals). If you keep using our site, we’ll assume you’re cool with the new terms. If not, we’ll miss you. sniffle
8. Governing Law
These terms are governed by the laws of wherever we happen to be when we’re writing this. If the legal system in space becomes relevant, we’ll let you know. (For now, Earth’s fine.)
9. Contact Us
Got questions? Or perhaps a really good joke about terms and conditions? Get in touch with us at info@bazmarc.com. We promise we’ll reply faster than a cat on a laser pointer.
Copywriter Agreement – For Wordsmiths and Pun Enthusiasts
This agreement is between you (the “Copywriter”) and Bazmarc.com (the “Company”). By signing up to write for us, you’re entering into a magical land of words, creativity, and slightly excessive coffee consumption. Let’s make this clear, there will be puns. If you’re okay with that, read on.
1. Work for Hire
As a copywriter, you’re writing for us. Think of it like working at a fast-food restaurant, but instead of burgers, you’re serving up words. Once we pay you for your creation, it belongs to us. Don’t worry, we’re nice about it. If you need credit, we’ll happily give it to you (unless you’re a secret agent, then, we’ll make it all mysterious).
2. Compensation
Good news: we’ll pay you for your hard work. You’ll get compensation based on whatever we agreed on, per word, per project, or maybe even a “thank you” card if we’re feeling generous (but we’ll probably stick with cash). The details are all in the side quest (aka: separate agreement).
3. Deadlines
We’re all about deadlines. We expect your work to be delivered on time, or your creative energy will be trapped forever in the abyss (aka: your brain). If you need an extension, just holler! We’re not monsters. But we do appreciate punctuality, like a really nice breakfast.
4. Originality
We don’t copy-pasting. We are original, like a unicorn wearing sunglasses. So If you take someone else’s work like ours, we’ll send in the word police. And nobody wants that!
5. Revisions
Sometimes, even the best work needs a little tweak. If we ask for revisions, don’t freak out. We’re not going to ask you to rewrite your life’s work, we just want it to fit our vision. If we ask for more than two revisions, we’ll talk about paying you for your time. No surprises. Promise.
6. Confidentiality
Your words are your secrets, and ours are ours. Don’t go spilling the beans about our magic sauce to your neighbor (unless they’re offering pizza, then it’s your call). Basically, keep our confidential stuff confidential, and we’ll do the same for you. It’s like a wordy secret handshake.
7. Termination
We hope this partnership lasts forever, but sometimes things don’t work out. Either of us can cancel this agreement at any time. If we part ways, we’ll pay you for any work you’ve already completed. No hard feelings, just a mutual “good luck, and may the creative forces be with you.”
8. Payment Terms
You will be paid as agreed upon in your side quest (aka: the separate agreement). We like to pay promptly, so you can use that money to buy more coffee (or whatever your soul desires).
9. Governing Law
This agreement is governed by the laws of wherever we are located. If a magical unicorn or intergalactic lawyer decides to show up, we’ll deal with it then. But for now, Earth laws will do.
10. Contact
For all things contract-y or word-related, feel free to reach out to us at info@bazmarc.com. We’ll reply faster than a caffeinated squirrel on a sugar rush.